I chill in deep space. A mask is over my face. I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes, ’cause my time I don’t like to waste.
Last week, Parappa The Rapper. This week, Fett’s Vette. Who said busting a rhyme never hurt anyone? Looks like our poor GM has drank his last cup of coffee…
What’s that? No, he’s not doing so well. Not well at all. That much caffeine and stress is bound to take a toll on the ol’ ticker. It’s a shame, though, considering that he finally realized that he needed to slow down and breathe a little.
Heart Attacks are no laughing matter… which is why we’re covering it. Sometimes, life happens- and it happens to the people you see everyday at work. Take it a s a sign to make changes in your own day-to-day and not be so serious about the job.
The moral of the story: While work is important, it should never consume your life. You never know how much of it you have left. The more you stress about it, the sooner you’ll be lying on the floor at Buy Lots.
Also, I couldn’t resist the urge for this very easy and appropriately-timed Doctor Who joke. ‘Cause that’s how we roll.
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